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A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.
That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
by lorddaaave March 08, 2011
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
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A funny, humorous or downright obscene use of a metaphor or simile, popularised on site megaphores.com. Megaphores usually reference current traumatic events, celebrity mishaps or general weird and random thoughts.
Example Megaphores:

Libya is in more of a mess than that prostitute I put through the woodchipper

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Harvey Price would think I was an Etch-a-Sketch
by Serefin March 04, 2011
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