MEGAPORN

Megaporn is porn of the highest Caliber . LITERALLY CALIBER! As in when you watch it its like carrying a loaded 50 caliber. Megaporn is porn of the most dangerous level, ejaculation through Megaporn travels 100times faster and 100 times harder and is 100 times more brutal. When watching megaporn You become a serious threat to those around you.

(1) : Where did that hole in the wall come from??

(2) : Probably billy watching Megaporn again.

MEGAPORN by Brutal_Tapir October 23, 2009

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megahorn

A state of extreme hornyness, in which one may be prone to excessive innuendo and lowering of standards in the opposite sex. Symptoms may include a massive hard on, intense squirming and desperate flirtation.

'Look at Alex, his flirting is so tragic'
'He must have the megahorn!'

'I watched "Paul" last night'
'wow did you watch porn?'
'no, i said "paul" are you on the megahorn?'

'Oh my gosh i've got the megahorn, i'd even fuck my ex!'

'oh my gosh you have the most amazing boobs!'
'dude, control your megahorn!'

'can't come to work today...i've got the megahorn'

'i'm blowing the megahorn like an empty glass bottle'

megahorn by la estrella February 19, 2012