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MEGAPORN 

Megaporn is porn of the highest Caliber . LITERALLY CALIBER! As in when you watch it its like carrying a loaded 50 caliber. Megaporn is porn of the most dangerous level, ejaculation through Megaporn travels 100times faster and 100 times harder and is 100 times more brutal. When watching megaporn You become a serious threat to those around you.
(1) : Where did that hole in the wall come from??

(2) : Probably billy watching Megaporn again.
MEGAPORN by Brutal_Tapir October 23, 2009
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megahorn 

A state of extreme hornyness, in which one may be prone to excessive innuendo and lowering of standards in the opposite sex. Symptoms may include a massive hard on, intense squirming and desperate flirtation.
'Look at Alex, his flirting is so tragic'
'He must have the megahorn!'

'I watched "Paul" last night'
'wow did you watch porn?'
'no, i said "paul" are you on the megahorn?'

'Oh my gosh i've got the megahorn, i'd even fuck my ex!'

'oh my gosh you have the most amazing boobs!'
'dude, control your megahorn!'

'can't come to work today...i've got the megahorn'

'i'm blowing the megahorn like an empty glass bottle'
megahorn by la estrella February 19, 2012

megacorndogination 

what happens when your corn dogs get out of control and reproduce mutilated corndog like
due to megacorndogination, corn dogs now rule the world

Metaporn 

Something that will get you on the FBI's most wanted list very quick. Avoid at all costs!
My brother got arrested for consuming metaporn. He now faces death penalty.
Metaporn by Ffffuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2022

megapornucopiatopia

A place and producer of boundless porn.
The San Fernando Valley is the heartland of filth, a true megapornucopiatopia.
megapornucopiatopia by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

metaporn 

a form of porn in which natures call is absent
That metaporn was almost s&m.
metaporn by briznain July 30, 2016
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