Literature 

Short for 'literal torture'.

Yeah Doki Doki Literature Club was a truly underwhelming experience. What's the point of attempting to disguise this lame horror game as a cute dating sim if the title speaks of literal torture?

Literature by EpicScientician September 17, 2021

Literature 

Anything written in print that's not Twilight.

Girl: Man, that was one good piece of literature!
Twilight fan: OMG I know, right? I loved Edward!
Girl: ... I'm not talking about that insult to even books in the School Library....

Literature by xFallenMisery December 12, 2010

Literature 

Literature is understanding the deep meaning of twisted words and sentences that make no sense at first and messes with your head.

Person 1: I'm back from the test.
Person 2: Welcome back, how was it? c:
Person 1: I was given 20 minutes to write an essay and the only information on the paper was "The Teacher says that literature is an excellent Liberty"
Person 2: Oh.. Literature...
Person 1: I think I did a burnout from how horrible that simple sentence was .. Which I had to write something with ~

Literature by Lilu Senpai June 21, 2016

literature 

Literature is a sort of aesthetic expression, usually involving words, but can be made of patterns or symbols. Most people think of literature as novels, but it can be anything you read, write, or create, as long as it has a special meaning. For example, a regular old to-do list is not literature, while a combination of certain symbols can be considered such.

My favourite kind of literature is prose.

literature by Katy December 25, 2003

Literature 

Literature is the all-inclusive term used to describe instructions or other small-typed text found in various products in small booklets or otherwise. A classic example of "fine American literature" would be Johnson & Johnson's literature on their rectal thermometers (see below).

An example of American literature:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." -from literature of rectal thermometers made by Johnson and Johnson

Literature by Sid Barrett February 2, 2008

literature 

fucking pointless

Pride and Prejudice is an example of literature.

literature by Chooky1441 March 8, 2017

literature 

What men call porn mags when they don't want to get caught by their girl friends.

Guy:Hunny, I only buy those mags for the articles.
Girl:Uh-Huh, and you only watch porn on my comuter to observe the directors skills.
Guy:Hunny, I thot you liked literature.

literature by Juliazz January 17, 2007