Megashower

A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.

sorry man. I had the greatest Megashower of my life

Megashower by Harry hermione December 3, 2010

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megastoner

An extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-retardation. The megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.

Did you see that megastoner? He smokes every five minutes. He can't even wipe his own ass.

megastoner by Hay Soos July 18, 2006

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MEGAPOWERS

A major study session that goes down with you and your friends before a midterm or a final.

"Hey are we getting together for MEGAPOWERS 460 this Thursday?"

MEGAPOWERS by Tammy P January 4, 2008

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Megastoner

The girlfriend of a full-time pot smoker who, while encouraging her boyfriend to stop smoking, actually in fact consumes more pot than him.

Girlfriend: Pass the bong sweetie...
Boyfriend: Damn girl, how many have you had? your a goddamn megastoner!

Megastoner by rv351 March 10, 2010

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mega shower

Jerking off in the shower

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.

mega shower by Acoustic March 19, 2018

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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