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megastore

Mega = Big
Store = Thing
"It's not just a store, Marge. It's a MEGA STORE! Mega means good and store means thing." - Homer Simpson
by Chris Ridsdill February 27, 2004
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Virgin Megastore

An all-girls highschool.
Dude 1: Are you coming to the canteen at lunch?

Dude 2: No I need to nip to the Virgin Megastore.
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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megasoreass

A species of dinosaur that prefers to take it in the ass.
Look at he gaping hole on the megasoreass.
by harry January 21, 2003
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Megasorass

1.The very rare homosexual Dinosaur.
2. Used as a term for some one who has had homosexual sexual intercourse more then 3 times in one day.
1.That's is the rare Megasorass skull.
2. Damm, that dude is a slut, hes a dirty megasorass.
by Shu November 14, 2003
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megasoreass

If megasoreass were alive today, he would march in pride parade.
by Mr. Grey Crow March 21, 2017
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Megaphore

A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.
That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
by lorddaaave March 23, 2011
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Megawhore

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.
Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009
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