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A black man, that gets taken from his former ways of life, gets his personality & named changed by white people. And acts as their as if he were whiter than the Caucasions around him.
What an embarrassment kyle must be to his family, becoming McGoof
McGoof by Rmoon & Funk May 7, 2008
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dilhoof mcgoof 

one who huffs the dill
eric fishel is a dilhoof mcgoof

Scoots Mcgoots 

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.
"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.
Scoots Mcgoots by jay_nez February 4, 2010

Purple McGoo 

Especially strong cannabis or pot intended for smoking to get high.
So, who's got the Purple McGoo?
Purple McGoo by ZoneChaos January 4, 2018

McGloff City 

A fictional comic book town inspired by the south boston-jamaica plain region of Massachusetts. Much similar to Gotham City. Whitey McGlofflin runs the show here, he fronts as a "no-care" english teacher while actually being a blackmarket kingpin for Novels of both the fiction and non fiction variety. His henchmen include Rattimus and AParxKilla The town was founded in the 1600's by the irish refugees who fled ireland. These refugees fled due to their small size, they were such tiny men that they were mistaken for potatoes during the Ye Olde Potato Famine.
Tim-"Dude i think that potato just tried to hit me"

Nick-"Nah dont worry bout that, its just Whitey McGlofflin on another one of his rampages, apparently someone ripped off his bootleg collection of "A Doll's House". Welcome to McGloff City.
He McGoosed himself with a pitchfork
McGoose by MJH February 9, 2005
The proper way to refer to the Maloof brothers. Considering they would move the Sacramento Kings to Las Vegas in a heartbeat if they could, speaking of them while using this word is more than appropriate.
Those Magoofs sure know how to make money on their investments. Too bad they don't know how to build a basketball franchise.
Magoofs by hollowpnt October 16, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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