McGoose

To accidentally remove your eye

He McGoosed himself with a pitchfork

by MJH February 9, 2005

Loose McGoose

A dirty, slutty, whore of a woman. Loose refers to the elasticity of her oft-used vagina.

(At your friend's wedding, a hot, yet obviously slutty girl is on the dance floor, dropping it to the floor and flashing everyone her vag)

Kai: Yo, did you see that girl in the black dress?
Drew: With the brown hair? You mean Jessica. I know her from college.
Kai: Oh... Is she Loose McGoose?
Drew: I mean, she's been known to suck a dick or four...

by K. Magnus November 30, 2011

mcgoofen

a harry ass

so yesterday me and my friends were watching porn and this guy had a huge mcgoofen! and so did his woman

by southern california guy November 29, 2011

Magooser

Another word for massive or ginormous

Bro that chick has a magooser ass

by Gunny Barb February 22, 2023

Mrgooseberry

A shit Instagram account that tries to be funny but isn’t he is also a first year faggot
Insta account is mrgooseberry2 if u wanna give him hate

“That’s a gay looking first year,must be mrgooseberry”

by Helpfultwat November 1, 2019

McFoose

A McFoose is a short stumpy giggly grizzly that has a huge harry happy trail which connects from his lower back through the taint and continuing to his frontal black hole of a navel (Horseshoe shape). He often mistakes other people's girl friends as his own but then realizes that whackin his shriveled chode to animated or Asian porn is easier than getting off the couch to meet a hungry mate. Also being able to eat his corn infested moldy toes and being able to have his sweaty swampy fruitbasket resting on your face is a plus for a possible Mrs. McFoose. A McFoose may also somtimes carry around two Wok pan sized nipples and a binder full of Yu-Gi-OH cards.But if you need to find a McFoose you can def find one in the VIRGIN catagory. PeeeeeeeeaCE.

I recently asked my friend McFoose how his night went after the bar when he brought that girl home:

He replied..."It was great....we were watching Pokemon and things got hot n heavy but when I took off my clothes, I hit her with my nips and strangled her with my jungle taint"

by We're Baaaaaack September 23, 2006

mcgoober

A short spunky weirdo with funny ears but rockin nipples. Sometimes he will burst out in random singing and dancing but only when you say the word chapstick. He is often found smelling his own farts and eating crayons under the bleachers at school.

Oh mcgoober, always eating crayons
I wish I could be a mcgoober

by tickle bro dude March 9, 2015