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Douche Magoosh 

Being super douche baggish all the time.
Wow that Eric guy is such a douche magoosh!
Douche Magoosh by Rude1iscool March 27, 2011
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magoosalum 

An indescriminate amount of a gellatenous or viscous fluid.
"Just dab a little magoosalum on there!"

"I passed out drunk at a frat party and woke up with magoosalum all over my face!"
magoosalum by John Pressley June 24, 2008
A Word That Was Created On Facebook As Some Kind Of Insult But Didnt Really Work It FAILED.
You Are A Magoof, You Smell Like A Magoof. Your Face Is Worse Than My Magoof
Magoof by Jason21 July 9, 2010

zoots magoots 

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.
we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.
zoots magoots by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009

oof oof magoof

A term used when you are double oofing, and then you magoof
Hi dad! *Gets punched in face* OOF OOF MAGOOF!!!
oof oof magoof by Just a white Wigga September 25, 2018

slapnut magoos

The slapnut magoos giggled over a "that's what she said" joke at the lunch table.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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