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friend: dude what is this shit all over your mac??!?!?!?!

some tard: doood like fucken i was watchin some hot ass porn and like mcgooed furiously everywhere
mcgoo by diddle mcgooo October 29, 2007
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Purple McGoo 

Especially strong cannabis or pot intended for smoking to get high.
So, who's got the Purple McGoo?
Purple McGoo by ZoneChaos January 4, 2018
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Slurry McGoo

The Second stage of Drunkenness for Scuba Steve. Also known to talk your fucking ear off, whilst the listener understands nothing.
Last night Scuba got wasted so fast that after his first drink he already had the charm and charisma of Slurry McGoo.
Slurry McGoo by Goose81 July 18, 2003

Douche McGoo 

Douche McGoo by hardly_33 April 25, 2008

Fatty Mcgoo 

A horribly fat person that is rude and lives in a basement or trailer.
Joe: Dude my buddies girlfriend is a Fatty Mcgoo.

Bob: Shitty deal dude.

Cumstain McGoo 

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!
"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date
Cumstain McGoo by Choking Victim December 6, 2006

boo boo mcgoo 

someone thats lacking intelect; not smart; pretty dumb; a made up character;
1) yo, what up boo boo mcgoo? lol u were acting the fool last night at the tittie bar. u were throwing up on the ladies and got us kicked out, so your name is boo boo mcgoo for a week or so. 2) That girl tryd to play me like a fool, she gave me her number, then acted like she was cool or someshit, lol that bitch is a boo boo mcgoo foreal.
boo boo mcgoo by $nowman'$exy April 6, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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