Someone who hangs around McDonalds all day, waiting for people to leave their food unattended, then steals it.
Normally, someone who is a McMoocher is either homeless/poor or fat.

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(Man eating at McDonalds leaves table with chicken nuggets to get a soda)
McMoocher: Oh free food! (Steals nuggets)

McMoocher by GneonG November 3, 2010

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McMooch

A nick name for any of your Irish friends that have a "Mc" in the front on their name that are always mooching. Bumming cigarettes, beers, food, clothes and just about anything they can mooch. They will most often "forget" their wallet when eating out and have to borrow though never to pay back. They can however be very generous when money is available to them and blow through it immediately which is why they never have anything.

McMooch, I can't believe you forgot your wallet again and need to hold 10.

McMooch by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

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magooch

a word you use to confuse someone and make them wonder what you just called him/her

Your Friend: ok cya man
YOu: ok cya MAGOOCH
Your: wtf does that mean?
You: *hang up*

magooch by jriverax October 7, 2009

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Titty McCooch

Titt•y Mc•Cooch

plural: Teet-McCüchz

origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiētō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds

Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures

~At a wedding ceremony~
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!

Titty McCooch by Konichiwa Jones April 30, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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