masturdam

a person who wanks so much he could fill a dam; a segment of Russian ass; a second hand intoxicated camel

Your dam is so full, but theres been a drought.

I know, im a masturdam

Whats that?

Lets just say im skilled

by newdome $H October 1, 2010

masteurdate

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

masturbaginity

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

by TB82 January 16, 2009

Masturdating

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating

by Mikeparsh September 25, 2010

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.

(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."

by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

masterdome

The greatest and largest weekly rave venue ever to hit Los Angeles in the late 90's thru 2001 venue in San Bernadino, CA. With 3 areas in Trance, Hardcore, and Drum N Bass. This venue was large enough to accomadate 3-4000 people weekly for over 20 months strong. If ever there was a rave venue that could pack week after week regarless of the show, it was The Masterdome. Long live... masterdome matt,

Whole *#!%, that party at the Masterdome last Saturday was freaking CRACKIN! I love raves!

by Masterdome Matt January 5, 2004

Masturbacation

1) Where you can't afford a real vacation so you sit at home and jerk off.

1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?

Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's gross.

b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?

Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's hot.

by sexyleg March 9, 2010