Masturdancing 

Masturbating whilst dancing...

The dude across the street was masturdancing to "Safety Dance" whilst eating cereal...

Masturdancing by ThrowUpInMyButt September 22, 2014

Masturdating

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating

Masturdating by Mikeparsh September 25, 2010

masturfanning 

The act of inserting your dick into a fan just to see how it feels.

Person 1: I feel like masturfanning.. : )

Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?

Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!

Person 2: Are you ok?

Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3

masturfanning by Eff You See Kay :) You March 17, 2010

masturpacing 

The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.

"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."

masturpacing by MsMufffin November 12, 2011

Masturdating

When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.

Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.

Masturdating by Meester Neenja April 7, 2011

Masturdating

When you date yourself because you know what you like best.

“No sir, I’m not alone; I’m masturdating”.

Masturdating by Meowrific March 23, 2020

masturdating

Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.

Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?

masturdating by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010