Masturdancing
Masturdancing by ThrowUpInMyButt September 22, 2014
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Masturdating
Masturdating by Mikeparsh September 25, 2010
Word of the Day on October 3, 2010
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masturfanning
Person 1: I feel like masturfanning.. : )
Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?
Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3
Person 2: Um.. ok... you do that...?
Person 1: Here I go... FU..C..KK!!!!!
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: .... x.x <=/==3
masturfanning by Eff You See Kay :) You March 17, 2010
masturpacing
The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.
"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."
masturpacing by MsMufffin November 12, 2011
Masturdating
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
Masturdating by Meester Neenja April 7, 2011
Masturdating
Masturdating by Meowrific March 23, 2020
masturdating
Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.
Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.
Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
masturdating by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010
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