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Masturbaginity 

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.
I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)
Masturbaginity by Thaddeus82 January 16, 2009

masturginity 

The very first time you masturbate, very much like virginity.
boy 1: "i totally lost my masturginity this weekend when i was so bored i had nothing better to do."
boy 2: "wow you really dont have a life!"
masturginity by UNKNOWNBITCH123 December 13, 2010

masturbativity 

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.
Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".
masturbativity by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026