masturbaginity
The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
masturbaginity by TB82 January 16, 2009
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Masturbaginity
The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.
The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.
The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.
I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)
Masturbaginity by Thaddeus82 January 16, 2009
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boy 1: "i totally lost my masturginity this weekend when i was so bored i had nothing better to do."
boy 2: "wow you really dont have a life!"
boy 2: "wow you really dont have a life!"
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masturbativity by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004
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