masturbacide

the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.

masturbacide is how i want to die.

by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

Masterbaiden

Someone who masturbates on a school camp (or on a camp in general.)

And/Or

Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.

Guy #1: "Hey, did you heard (random name) was masturbating in his/her sleeping bag last night?

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

And/Or

Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

by Mr.WasSoTrue October 13, 2010

masturbaited

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

by It's super soup March 27, 2015

masturbidextrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands without incurring a decrease in efficiency.

*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.

by ChristianMcGonez July 22, 2011

masturbative

some thing/ approach/ activity/ discourse which aim satisfying oneself under the guise of a sublime cause.

his discourse is so masturbative .. he is not a public intellectual but just another narcisist wanker.

by silentio February 10, 2007

Masturbaids

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

by C. Albano December 9, 2008

Masturbicide

Death by Masturbation.

Normally occurs in people of ages 17-23.
One of the most dishonorable ways to die.

The decision of whether or not this is in fact a form of suicide is under debate seeing how this tragedy may not be by choice.

Yeah, remember Rick? Such a shame, he committed masturbicide in his dorm at Embry-Riddle.

by UseYourFears December 10, 2007