19 definitions by Hawn Gnarley

1
the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.
masturbacide is how i want to die.
by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014
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2
like a sausage fest, but it is with all sun burned cops.
the police auction was a pork fest.
by Hawn Gnarley August 01, 2014
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3
When you are forced to leave an area by either being relocated to a reservation or by getting murdered.
the cherokees had a native american goodbye done to them by the europeans.
by Hawn Gnarley August 20, 2014
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4
a immortal who is also an actor. nicholas cage will walk the earth for years to come. if you look up nicholas cage being an immortal you will see a picture of him from the civil war.
nicholas cage has lived for centuries.
by Hawn Gnarley July 21, 2014
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5
something that is terrible or of bad quality, also a phrase few people use, which makes it cool.
this food is gull shit.
by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014
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Mostly done when a flag is too damaged or touches the ground. Can also be done when protesting. The supreme court has ruled that flag burning is protected by freedom of speech. Does not make sense why people think it is bad to do it when it is done so often after a flag is too damaged or touches the ground.
Flag burning is frowned upon in America.
by Hawn Gnarley August 12, 2014
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definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.
jenna haze handjob penis cock stroke Double Handjob
by Hawn Gnarley July 03, 2014
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