masturbacise

Using masturbation as your primary form of exercise. Solo sexercise. For a short masturbacise session go fast and strong; blood pumping, grit your teeth and explode. For a long session, edge yourself for an hour trying hard to get in a whole body workout . Masturbating until you are coved in sweat and cum and can barely move. Best workout EVER!

Friend: Want to hit the gym later
Me: No, I've got an intense Masturbacise session planned.

masturbacise by SCISSORscissorBANGbang August 28, 2017

masturbasement 

secluded, underground space in your home where you can finally jerk off in peace

"After my wife goes to sleep and I kick all of my guy friends out of my downstairs mancave, I get out my pornos and turn it into my very own private masturbasement."

masturbasement by Eric Rohmer October 10, 2014

masturbanished 

Similar to being sexiled, except the reason you can't get into your rooom is that your roomie is enjoying some single player entertainment.

Matt: Hey let's go play Scrabble in your room.
Jill: My room's on the other side of campus. Can't we just use yours?
Matt: Well, when I walked in to get the board, William was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. Which is to say I think he's busy.
Jill: And were totally using my room.

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Amy: Why didn't you guys just play in Matt's room?
Jill: Um, his roommate was busy.
Matt: We got masturbanished.

masturbanished by Scrabblesaurus Rex July 17, 2006

masturbaited 

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015

masturbatist

A professional masturbater

Sam:"what do you want to be when you grow up" Jim: " a Masturbatist".

masturbatist by jakeblazer June 7, 2018

masturbanish

to sexile your roommate, but to take care of business yourself.

Andrew won't masturbanish Simon, he just waits until he leaves.

masturbanish by The Asshat December 6, 2004

masturbative 

some thing/ approach/ activity/ discourse which aim satisfying oneself under the guise of a sublime cause.

his discourse is so masturbative .. he is not a public intellectual but just another narcisist wanker.

masturbative by silentio February 10, 2007