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Using masturbation as your primary form of exercise. Solo sexercise. For a short masturbacise session go fast and strong; blood pumping, grit your teeth and explode. For a long session, edge yourself for an hour trying hard to get in a whole body workout . Masturbating until you are coved in sweat and cum and can barely move. Best workout EVER!
Friend: Want to hit the gym later
Me: No, I've got an intense Masturbacise session planned.
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by SCISSORscissorBANGbang August 28, 2017
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