massquatch 

a large,burly, almost always overly hair woman from massachuttes

april arrived to the camp looking like a massquatch.

massquatch by emiliexkoal October 24, 2008

sassquatch 

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.

Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.

sassquatch by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

mamsquatch 

mamsquatch

A lumbering hariy middle aged woman who terrorizes conspiracy forums and is a general nuisance. This beast can easily be identified by their malodorous stench and nonsensical, assuming posts.

The mamsquatch is on a rampage again trying to guess the identities of anonymous posters.

mamsquatch by kittymeowmeow December 24, 2012

Sassquatch 

Someone who's giving you attitude/being sassy, a rude person.

Blake is such a sassquatch today, he was being so snippy with Chelsea.

Sassquatch by funkymchotpants February 24, 2010

Assquatch 

A hairy ass. Jungle ass.

I've been getting a ton of swampass this summer; I gotta shave my assquatch to air things out a bit.

Assquatch by Q dogg March 4, 2017

mansquatch 

An extremely hairy oversized smelly male human or human like creature. Often spotted on beaches on nice summer days. Sightings of Sasquatch, bigfoot, yeti, and Robin Williams are often misreported after a mansquatch is spotted.

Combination of the words man and sasquatch.

We were ogling some hot babes on Oak Street Beach when a gold chain laden mansquatch blocked our view. The smell was overwhelming.

mansquatch by irishpirate August 2, 2007

assquatch 

An unusually hairy fellow; usually pertaining to his beard.

Goddamn that Ron Inkleman's an assquatch!

assquatch by Ron Inkleman March 18, 2008