sassquatchua

a sassy toddler or child that is sassy and an asshole sasquatch childish being

please stop being a little sassquatchua before i whoop that ass!

by Melon Ball May 26, 2021

sassquatch

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.

Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.

by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

Sassquatch

Someone who's giving you attitude/being sassy, a rude person.

Blake is such a sassquatch today, he was being so snippy with Chelsea.

by funkymchotpants February 24, 2010

sasquatchutory rape

When a person has sex with someone that is at least two feet or more shorter than they are. This is similar to statutory rape in the sense that it can be consensual but defies either a societal law or falls into the category of taboo.

1) Yao Ming having sexual relations with anyone that is five foot six or shorter would be sasquatchutory rape.
2) I imagine that there would be many instances of sasquatchutory rape if TLC did a 'behind closed doors' episode of that show _Little People Big World_.
3) That guy on that Nat Geo show _taboo_ commits sasquatchutory rape with his dwarf girlfriend. They say their sex life is very interesting.

by trombonegod99 January 11, 2012

Sasquatchaloid

A very hairy mongoloid. Term of unknown offense, as the Sasquatch may have different concepts of offensive.

Usually used to describe a man who looks a little downish and does (or at least should) shave his back hair.

I could have sworn that was a regular retard, but he was way to hairy to be a regular mongoloid. Its rare to see a sasquatchaloid here in the city.

by Big Tilly September 16, 2006

Sasquatchian

large, gargantuan, enormous, grande, heaps, big

I love you a gargantuan amount.
Well, I love you a sasquatchian amount.

by misspeabody April 16, 2011

Sasquatchua

she was a tiny little bitchy version of sasquatch.
tiny female asshole version of a sasquatch.
A sassy girl child version of a sasquatch.

My attitudinal daughter.

my 9yo is being a real entitled little sasquatchua!
Ok sasquatchua!

by Melon Ball February 22, 2024