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Sassquatch 

Someone who's giving you attitude/being sassy, a rude person.
Blake is such a sassquatch today, he was being so snippy with Chelsea.
Sassquatch by funkymchotpants February 24, 2010

Sandsquatch 

A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.
Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!
Sandsquatch by will bitten January 25, 2017

de-sasquatching 

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen
Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.
de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

sasquatch balls 

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair
Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!
sasquatch balls by ashane July 5, 2017

Sassysquatch

a female of great height possessing an extreme amount of pubic hair
I hooked up with this woman basketball player and she was such a Sassysquatch. I needed a machete to get through the overgrowth.
Sassysquatch by Pandacoon December 27, 2011

Samsquanch

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".
Samsquanch by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008