Swampass 

Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell. Other factors that add to the condition is not wiping properly and not showering daily.

I was standing behind Jordan and he smelled bad I said wow you have some bad swampass.

Swampass by Trace S. January 25, 2007

swampass 

the nasty feeling when your butt crack is sweaty, causing your underwear and pants to stick, or an occasional itching feeling. Ussually caused by elevated tempatures or humidity while working or excessive walking.

Ryan's been walking around in this heat all day and now he complains of haveing a bad case of swampass.

swampass by KRaZY Kristen September 21, 2005

swampass 

when your asscrack/grundel area is so sweaty it basically becomes a boggy swamp. very humid and producing unbelievable discomfort, this condition is generally worse among the fat and lardy. however, in sub-tropical climate locales, i.e. southern louisiana or mississippi, swampass can strike anyone, at anytime. the only relief is to either strip naked and head for a fire hydrant or go home and peel your loins off and drape a cold, wet towel over your nether-regions.

earl walked outside, went to the mailbox, and even at 7:15 in the a.m., fell victim to a putrid variety of swampass....

swampass by dunbart October 14, 2008

swampass 

When you get that sweat in your backside area and your pants/shorts are sticking to you.

"Its so hot in here, I'm getting swampass"

swampass by Diggler March 18, 2003

SwampAss 

Adj.:

When your ass gets so sweaty that you feel that it will soon harbor swamp vegetation. Will cause unpleasantness.

"Shit dude, I have a bad case of SwampAss." :(

SwampAss by TheIDKman December 3, 2010

Swampass 

When your cheeks, not the ones on your face, are leaking that chocolate water. Only solution to get rid of it is to take a moist paper towel and wipe, then smell the tissue and laugh about it for the next five minutes.

Man i hate july because its nothing but swampass city in here.

Swampass by AngryWhopper May 28, 2009

swampass 

The phenomenon that occurs when one does not properly wipe one's ass, causing latent shit to slowly melt when exposed to hot weather.

Because their star player was stricken with a bout of swampass at a pivotal point in the game, the favored team lost the soccer championship.

swampass by wasabi milkshake August 8, 2004