Assquatch

A hairy ass. Jungle ass.

I've been getting a ton of swampass this summer; I gotta shave my assquatch to air things out a bit.

by Q dogg March 4, 2017

Assquatch

A really hairy ass.

Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?

Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.

by akendall October 6, 2009

Assquatch

A person who is such a colosal ass-hole, its nearly mythical.

Person 1. On the way over here this dick cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!

Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch

by Marky-c January 1, 2013

Assquatch

When a girl posseses a hairy behind.

Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.

by Giggity52 November 25, 2010

Assquatch

when a friend is being a big hairy dumb ass.
aka dumbass mixed with sasquatch

dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch

by iequalgenius February 21, 2011

assquatch

An unusually hairy fellow; usually pertaining to his beard.

Goddamn that Ron Inkleman's an assquatch!

by Ron Inkleman March 18, 2008

assquatch

A person, typically male, who has more hair on his ass than on his head. An assquatch can also be a person with an unusually hairy ass.

Cover your butt you freakin assquatch.

by Hollywood Texas January 22, 2010