mattsquatch 

A bear man, a man who is a bear, specifically named Matt. Distinguishable by his excess of hair, attitude of moral superiority, and seething Catholicism.

The mattsquatch has captured my child, he enjoys small hairy boys.

mattsquatch by James NEaadnakwals December 9, 2008

mamsquatch 

mamsquatch

A lumbering hariy middle aged woman who terrorizes conspiracy forums and is a general nuisance. This beast can easily be identified by their malodorous stench and nonsensical, assuming posts.

The mamsquatch is on a rampage again trying to guess the identities of anonymous posters.

mamsquatch by kittymeowmeow December 24, 2012

mansquatch 

An extremely hairy oversized smelly male human or human like creature. Often spotted on beaches on nice summer days. Sightings of Sasquatch, bigfoot, yeti, and Robin Williams are often misreported after a mansquatch is spotted.

Combination of the words man and sasquatch.

We were ogling some hot babes on Oak Street Beach when a gold chain laden mansquatch blocked our view. The smell was overwhelming.

mansquatch by irishpirate August 2, 2007

MAMsquatch 

An all-natural, unschooling, ex-vax, alternative medicine promoting, middle aged, sanctiMama. She despises anything mainstream and believes free birthing a large litter is the only way to mom the hardest. Her no shave, not ever mantra, all-natural deodorant, and charcoal toothpaste leave her smelling of bo and gingivitis.

Mamsquatch over there, wants to talk to a manager about acustomer who asked why her kid wasn't in school right now while shamelessly bottle feeding her own baby.

MAMsquatch by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 27, 2019

massquatch 

a large,burly, almost always overly hair woman from massachuttes

april arrived to the camp looking like a massquatch.

massquatch by emiliexkoal October 24, 2008