A bear man, a man who is a bear, specifically named Matt. Distinguishable by his excess of hair, attitude of moral superiority, and seething Catholicism.
by James NEaadnakwals December 9, 2008
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A lumbering hariy middle aged woman who terrorizes conspiracy forums and is a general nuisance. This beast can easily be identified by their malodorous stench and nonsensical, assuming posts.
A lumbering hariy middle aged woman who terrorizes conspiracy forums and is a general nuisance. This beast can easily be identified by their malodorous stench and nonsensical, assuming posts.
by kittymeowmeow December 24, 2012
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An extremely hairy oversized smelly male human or human like creature. Often spotted on beaches on nice summer days. Sightings of Sasquatch, bigfoot, yeti, and Robin Williams are often misreported after a mansquatch is spotted.
Combination of the words man and sasquatch.
Combination of the words man and sasquatch.
We were ogling some hot babes on Oak Street Beach when a gold chain laden mansquatch blocked our view. The smell was overwhelming.
by irishpirate August 2, 2007
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Mamsquatch over there, wants to talk to a manager about acustomer who asked why her kid wasn't in school right now while shamelessly bottle feeding her own baby.
by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 27, 2019
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