mansquatch

An extremely hairy oversized smelly male human or human like creature. Often spotted on beaches on nice summer days. Sightings of Sasquatch, bigfoot, yeti, and Robin Williams are often misreported after a mansquatch is spotted.

Combination of the words man and sasquatch.

We were ogling some hot babes on Oak Street Beach when a gold chain laden mansquatch blocked our view. The smell was overwhelming.

by irishpirate August 2, 2007

Mansnatch

The vagina thereby belonging to a man. Commonly mistaken with an asshole thereby belonging to a man. Commonly mistaken with mangina. The visible mansnatch consists of labia minora, labia majora and clitoris.

Bruce fingered his mansnatch then lapped up the sweet juices from his ring finger.

by J-Ru August 3, 2003

mamsquatch

mamsquatch

A lumbering hariy middle aged woman who terrorizes conspiracy forums and is a general nuisance. This beast can easily be identified by their malodorous stench and nonsensical, assuming posts.

The mamsquatch is on a rampage again trying to guess the identities of anonymous posters.

by kittymeowmeow December 24, 2012

MAMsquatch

An all-natural, unschooling, ex-vax, alternative medicine promoting, middle aged, sanctiMama. She despises anything mainstream and believes free birthing a large litter is the only way to mom the hardest. Her no shave, not ever mantra, all-natural deodorant, and charcoal toothpaste leave her smelling of bo and gingivitis.

Mamsquatch over there, wants to talk to a manager about acustomer who asked why her kid wasn't in school right now while shamelessly bottle feeding her own baby.

by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 27, 2019

mattsquatch

A bear man, a man who is a bear, specifically named Matt. Distinguishable by his excess of hair, attitude of moral superiority, and seething Catholicism.

The mattsquatch has captured my child, he enjoys small hairy boys.

by James NEaadnakwals December 9, 2008

massquatch

a large,burly, almost always overly hair woman from massachuttes

april arrived to the camp looking like a massquatch.

by emiliexkoal October 24, 2008

Mansnatch

A particular configuration of male genitalia. The testicles are sagging and their weight draws out two vertical ridges of wrinkled skin. The penis itself is small and shrunken, seeming unnaturally high in contrast to the dangling testicles. The whole configuration resembles a dried up hairy vagina with hideously swollen and bottom-heavy labia and a protruding, disfigured clitoris.

Guys who are still taking speed after they are 50 probably have a mansnatch.

I've gotta lose some weight, my cock is retreating into my mansnatch.

Dude, are you sure you're mum's a chick? I saw her in the shower and I'm pretty sure she had a mansnatch.

by Skinzabubble October 13, 2011