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Masturdebate
1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one's love life. This noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation--before putting one's self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding "grenades"; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.
Friend #1: Hey buddy, what are you up to?
Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.
Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.
Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)
Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.
Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.
Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.
Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)
Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.
Masturdebate by Cbunt801 December 16, 2011
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When you can’t keep your eyes away from half the girls on your debate team during the tournament but see them after the weekend and feel no attraction to them whatsoever
Masturdebatis by Cars 3 was garbage March 12, 2019
Masturdate
I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.
Masturdate by MicklePickle January 4, 2015
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Masturdextrous by SoulStealr December 14, 2010
Masturdbating
"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"
"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."
**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**
"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."
**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**
"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
Masturdbating by Shho13 April 19, 2014
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