Masturdebatis

When you can’t keep your eyes away from half the girls on your debate team during the tournament but see them after the weekend and feel no attraction to them whatsoever

I’ve got some real masturdebatis after that tournament man, she used to seem so hot!

by Cars 3 was garbage March 12, 2019

Masturdebate

1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one's love life. This noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation--before putting one's self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding "grenades"; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.

Friend #1: Hey buddy, what are you up to?

Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.

Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.

Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)

Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.

by Cbunt801 December 16, 2011

masturbatist

A professional masturbater

Sam:"what do you want to be when you grow up" Jim: " a Masturbatist".

by jakeblazer June 7, 2018

Masturdbating

Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.

"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"

"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."

**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**

"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."

by Shho13 April 19, 2014

Masterdebating

Political rants you have to yourself and arguing with a non existent oposition where you always end up winning in your mind.

I was masterdebating about social injustice in the shower.

by literallymelody November 28, 2015

Masturdebatable

Debating what pornographic movie/video to watch when preparing to masturbate.

It was masturdebatable whether to watch "Ass Jacked at Cock Point" or "Back Door Sluts 18"

by Apell May 10, 2010

Masturdbation

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

by Seph Infinitium March 14, 2009