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Manpered 

The experience of a male being taken care of or partaking in relaxing events such as getting a pedi, a good fade or massage. i.e. a woman being “pampered” by going to a salon. Pampered + man = Manpered.
Carey went to a full service barber shop to be “manpered” before his hot date.
Manpered by Big Alli G December 30, 2017
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mal-mannered 

Lack of manners; impolite; lacking grace; rude
It is so mal-mannered to burp at the dinner table.
mal-mannered by Mr & mrs smith November 2, 2013

i-mannered 

Those persons who are under the impression that their ability to communicate continuously with others is far more important than anything else in their lives. They poke at their i-gadgets endlessly while completely ignoring those persons around them.
Susie is certainly one of the i-mannered. She has been glued to her i-phone for over an hour.
i-mannered by purebill February 2, 2014

Evil Mannered Samoans 

A Pacific Island gang from the island of Samoa running in the streets of the San Francyko.
There go them EMS boyz.
Evil Mannered Samoans by Big Veezay November 30, 2003

well-mannered 

adj.
Cultured, rich, wealthy, or otherwise fucked up.
"Mr. Jones is incredibly well-mannered."
"Yeah, he's got at least 10 whores there every weekend."
well-mannered by dude February 18, 2003

impeccably ill-mannered 

The quality of knowing how to offend and alienate as many people, in as short a time, as possible.
He was their new neighbor, so comprehensively offensive to everybody that within a couple of weeks of his arrival he was a laughing stock. No one wanted him there. No one was speaking to him, or ever would. He had trained hard to become what he was - impeccably ill-mannered. It was a talent given to few.

manpeedo 

A pre-lubed penis that finds its target (the vagina of a sleeping partner) in the dark of night. The act of doing said action.
I totally manpeedoed Rebecca Welch last night around 3 in the morning. After putting up a good fight, she was last seen going down to rescue the semen before all was lost.
manpeedo by ILikeTightBoxes September 2, 2019
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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