dude's definitions

mach 2 club

Having sex on a jet that is at least in mach 2.

I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.

by dude June 21, 2003

Byzantine

Getting head from a girl, you come in her mouth, pull out, and punch her hard in the face. Tell her to clean herself.

Bryan: How was your date?

Micah: Great, I took your mom home and gave her the Byzatine.

by dude April 23, 2004

Whammy

to have group sex (orgie)

Those hillbillies had a family incest whammy last night, what sick freaks.

by Dude October 11, 2003

Quickfire

When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underwear. For some, the sight of Alex Steels can stimulate this response, for others,less stimulation is required, for example the experience of a girl sitting on one's knee or even a single pornographic image.

Here comes Joe 'Quickfire' Preston, better stand back incase he quickfires again all over us.

by Dude May 13, 2005

cbi

Canadian born Italian. Although it's not as common as cbc, yet they r still hotties imho imho.

"I just met a gal yesterday, and she's a cbi, whoa dude...she's awesome..wanna make out with her."

by dude May 13, 2005

Taffy Waffy

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

by Dude January 29, 2004

Smacktard

one who deliberately seeks to destroy your gaming experience by: camping, teamkilling,grenadespamming,or just jackin off

get away from our base you spawnraping SMACKTARD

by dude May 27, 2003