by takinyalldown October 27, 2011
Acronym for the necessities of a teenager or college student, in the order that they do them when they get home. It stands for eat masturbate sleep.
by SwerveDavid97 January 27, 2013
by Philip.s October 18, 2008
Dude, I totally just EMSed - I totally just masturbate
*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"
*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"
by Chlorine Is Poisonous December 01, 2013
In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.
by Ossy October 10, 2009
Excessive Masturbatory Syndrome
When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.
When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.
Tamara: Hey Tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?
Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.
Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.
by MHowza August 09, 2014