malko

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To define someone who is mal-co-ordinated or has trouble performing basic motor skills. General term describing a person who is having difficulty doing something really simple.

'Oi Malko, you throw like a girl'

'You've missed your mouth, and have beer all down your front, you massive Malko!'

malko by Mat Malko April 2, 2009

Words you can keep

Malko i dobro

These three words are the best way for pointing out your respect to a small, but good person. They claim the spot for the number one words used in Hollywood movies and poems for love. If you ever see a small, but good person be sure to use them. Thank me later.

"Max e Malko i dobro" - on discord.

Malko i dobro by Misture imposture is sus May 12, 2021

Related Words

malkolm • malko • Malko i dobro • Malkobitch • Malkogasm • Malkom • Malkon • malkong • malkoon • malkot

Malcom

a guy with rare flavor in music

I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all

Malcom by NotHuman February 21, 2020

Malcom

A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him

This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart

Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019

malcome

A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.

O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!

malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017

Malcom

A smart, talented, sometimes depressed boy

Malcom is a very smart and talented young boy he won 30 talent shows and had great stage sets

Malcom by Briplaysimvu November 1, 2019

Malcom

A tough ass nigga who beats the fuck out of everyone who talks shit in school

“I told Malcom I fucked his mom last night... I ended up loosing my tooth”

Malcom by NinjasCamper April 22, 2019

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026