malkoon 

A guy who has glasses and braces and who is dating my bestfriend

God damn malkoon stole my Friends heart

malkoon by Crazyfambam February 14, 2018

Malcoon

a pimple headed freak who is attracted to skanks who work at red rooster

Brendan mead

Malcoon by Rolly April 2, 2003

maldoons 

SGTS in the military who think they know it all, or are funny, but in actuality are only compensating for their own " short comings"

E-5 - E-7 mainly males are maldoons, rarely females, but some have known to be

maldoons by specialist/e-4 May 15, 2010

Shaan Mackoon 

He looks like a homeless man,he thinks hes strong but hes not,he sometimes acts drunk,he has no life,

Shaan Mackoon

Shaan Mackoon by gamertrx October 19, 2020

maloon 

A crossbreed between the super girl warrior MULAN and the brave midget WILLOW!

I wanna watch me some maloon!!

maloon by FunSizedChunkyMonkey August 1, 2010

malloon 

A malloon is a hot,sexy,fun girl. She is usally amazing to be with and will always make you laugh. You can go to a malloon for anything. A malloon will always make u feel happy when your sad. She is one and a kind.

Girl: WHY IS EVERY BOY TALKING ABOUT A MALLOON?!
Boy: dude, you dont know what a malloon is? Malloon is hot as hell.

malloon by malloon world January 1, 2012

markoon 

the second degree of a mark, which is a punk ass motherfunkin bizatch.

You used to be a mark, but now that you think your sister is hot, you are definitely a markoon.

markoon by Carlos January 14, 2004