Malkogasm

The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.

Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.

Malkogasm by Emma Perry January 26, 2009

milkgasm 

The feeling you get when you drink milk and it tastes like Jesus.

Chris: *drinks milk and almost explodes*
Brandon: "Dude what the f*ck was that?!"
Chris: "Sorry man I just had a milkgasm."

milkgasm by macaroninjesus July 11, 2010

Mastogasm 

The act of two people (prefersbly male). One male in the doggy style position with and erect penis, and another male with and erect penis to insert his penis into the others anus thrusing in and out. The male receiving the penis now has to finger the givers anus. The male giving it has to masturbate the others penis.

Scott & Tom you guys have to have mastogasm!

Mastogasm by clit123 August 1, 2012

Mayogasm 

Is a feeling of sexual pleasure that occurs when a O.J. Mayo fan sees him do an amazing dunk or jumper. This feeling is most often felt by most grizzlies fans. This feeling will make you want to get Mayonnaises out of your Fridge and explode it all over your 40 inch plasma t.v (if you know what I mean)

Harold:"Wow O.J Mayo's windmill dunk last night was so sexy!!!"

Bill: "I know I almost had a major Mayogasm."

Harold: "Fuck you destroyed your 40 incher again...?"

Bill: "yes....damn Mayogasm's"

Mayogasm by it's free February 23, 2010

manogasm 

the feeling of extreme pleasure brought on by doing or witnessing something excessivly manly.

-i saw 300 this weekend, pretty much had a manogasm.
-i was testdriving a hemi dodge ram while eating bufflowings and getting head from a supermodel, it was manogastic!

manogasm by superpat182 April 27, 2007

Mallörgasm 

One who experiences such euphoria after taking a shot of mallört

Damn I just had a mallörgasm from that shot

Mallörgasm by magison123 December 8, 2024

Malgasm 

Unbearable flatulence, often times wet, directly resulting from the consumption of red meat.

While on a date with a man she met on backpage, Mal realized the restaurant did not serve impossible meat. So as not to make a fuss, she decided to roll the dice and ordered a porter house. Sadly, she was on the wrong side of the bet and the only gasm she had that night was a Malgasm.

Malgasm by JWinston March 28, 2024