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A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.

O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!

malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017

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malcome

IM MALCUMMING AAHSGHAGHA

omg i think i just malcame, im gonna malcome, im malcumming

malcome by killer bean baitsa datso January 19, 2022

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Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone by Father of 7 June 7, 2018

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Malcom

a guy with rare flavor in music

I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all

Malcom by NotHuman February 21, 2020

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Malcom

A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him

This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart

Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019

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Malcom

A smart, talented, sometimes depressed boy

Malcom is a very smart and talented young boy he won 30 talent shows and had great stage sets

Malcom by Briplaysimvu November 1, 2019

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Malcom

A tough ass nigga who beats the fuck out of everyone who talks shit in school

“I told Malcom I fucked his mom last night... I ended up loosing my tooth”

Malcom by NinjasCamper April 22, 2019

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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