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Romanian webmaster female, with a very large... heart. Grows hungry when contacted or sleepy when spoken to on an instant messenger. Also known as vadmina, WebMaster of Puppets.

Some label her a slut or a bitch, but we know she's really just resourceful.
Doesn't like to sleep with a stuffed animal, instead she likes to get stuffed by one. No eggs for her, just a pair of balls... All in all she thinks herself to be curva...ceously lean.
Don't be such a Malkobitch (when referring to a webmaster that works with fixedwidth)

My status is Malkobitch (when you are signed in to a messenger but pretend to be offline)
by bago bago December 05, 2004
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