Malkon

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Not the tallest but Malkon is very athletic and very chill at times, makes many jokes that aren’t exactly the funniest until Malkon says it, he tends to lie on the outside about his facique but once you know him you realize he is actually pretty strong how he takes his flaws and make them into a positive thought.
Malkon love new clothes, he has his own style, he is a good friend!

Malkon doesn't have filters when he talk...

Malkon by Zik.Ma November 23, 2021

Words you can keep

Bugzy Malone

A quality grime MC from Manchester. He's really good at story telling, he talks about his childhood and his area a lot in his lyrics, He reps his area more than any other MC in the Grime scene and he says Manchester's area code '0161' a lot, He also had beef with London MC 'Chip'.

Friend 1: Bugzy Malone's new ep is well sick!
Friend 2: Innit! 0161 Manny on the map rude boy!!

Bugzy Malone by YouDontKnowME97 August 18, 2016

Related Words

Malkon • malkong • malone • Malon • maloney • Maldon • malcontent • malkin • mallone • Maloned

Kevin Malone

Post Malone's older, long-lost brother.

Kevin Malone: I have very little patience for stupidity.

Kevin Malone by Boymanboyboy January 7, 2018

kirstie maldonado

Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.

OMG!! I LOVE PENTATONIX!! MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS KIRSTIE MALDONADO!!

kirstie maldonado by pentaholic329 April 14, 2016

Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time

Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??

Post Malone by I lik3 my name kidz March 28, 2019

Pastor Maldonado

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).

Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"

Pastor Maldonado by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019

kirstie maldonado

A amazing singer and little nugget! She's the most adorable person ever and very beautiful! Also known as the only girl in the 2x Grammy winning, platinum selling pentatonix!

Kirstie Maldonado slays my world!

kirstie maldonado by Ptx.lover July 9, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026