malkong 

it's a name for txt antis, use is to call out people who insulted txt.

"shut up, malkong"

malkong by soobeabadoobee August 23, 2025

Malkogasm

The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.

Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.

Malkogasm by Emma Perry January 26, 2009

Malking 

The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.

I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.

Malking by click25 May 31, 2009

malong 

Filipinos (people of the Philippines) usually wear this kind of clothing for warmth, fashion, or traditional celebrations.

The malong is a traditional "tube skirt" or "tube dress" made of handwoven or machine-made multi-colored cotton cloth, bearing a variety of geometric or okir designs. The malong is akin to the sarong worn by peoples in Malaysia, Brunei and Indonesia. The malong is traditionally used as a garment by numerous tribes in the Southern Philippines and the Sulu Archipelago.

The malong can function as a skirt for both men and women, a dress, a blanket, a sunshade, a bedsheet, a "dressing room", a hammock, a prayer mat, and other purposes. A newborn is wrapped in a malong, and as he grows this piece of cloth becomes a part of his daily life. When he dies, he is once again wrapped in a malong. Among traditional tribal peoples, the malong is used in everyday life. Even in areas where people wear Western-style clothing during the day, the malong is commonly used as sleepwear.

Dude: Oh ano (what)? Are you cold?

Duddette: Chyeah it's really freezing tonight considering its only a monsoon.

Dude: Well here, use this Malong my Lola gave me. Just go inside it. And be careful! Mahalaga yan!

Dudette: Salamat!

malong by guy3000 August 19, 2008

malong 

Means my long (dick)

Do you know malong? No! Malong dick

malong by fruitonloom December 21, 2015

mankong 

A submissive, bitch-male's asshole which contains a duck and grapefruit juice...in that respective order.

My gay partner got his mankong penetrated in the alley last night.

mankong by Our Lord + Savior Jesus Christ December 3, 2013

Malking 

Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).

malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.

Malking by Jezeus Folau August 2, 2011