malkong
"shut up, malkong"
malkong by soobeabadoobee August 23, 2025
Words you can keep
Malkogasm
Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.
Malkogasm by Emma Perry January 26, 2009
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malong
Filipinos (people of the Philippines) usually wear this kind of clothing for warmth, fashion, or traditional celebrations.
The malong is a traditional "tube skirt" or "tube dress" made of handwoven or machine-made multi-colored cotton cloth, bearing a variety of geometric or okir designs. The malong is akin to the sarong worn by peoples in Malaysia, Brunei and Indonesia. The malong is traditionally used as a garment by numerous tribes in the Southern Philippines and the Sulu Archipelago.
The malong can function as a skirt for both men and women, a dress, a blanket, a sunshade, a bedsheet, a "dressing room", a hammock, a prayer mat, and other purposes. A newborn is wrapped in a malong, and as he grows this piece of cloth becomes a part of his daily life. When he dies, he is once again wrapped in a malong. Among traditional tribal peoples, the malong is used in everyday life. Even in areas where people wear Western-style clothing during the day, the malong is commonly used as sleepwear.
The malong is a traditional "tube skirt" or "tube dress" made of handwoven or machine-made multi-colored cotton cloth, bearing a variety of geometric or okir designs. The malong is akin to the sarong worn by peoples in Malaysia, Brunei and Indonesia. The malong is traditionally used as a garment by numerous tribes in the Southern Philippines and the Sulu Archipelago.
The malong can function as a skirt for both men and women, a dress, a blanket, a sunshade, a bedsheet, a "dressing room", a hammock, a prayer mat, and other purposes. A newborn is wrapped in a malong, and as he grows this piece of cloth becomes a part of his daily life. When he dies, he is once again wrapped in a malong. Among traditional tribal peoples, the malong is used in everyday life. Even in areas where people wear Western-style clothing during the day, the malong is commonly used as sleepwear.
malong
malong by fruitonloom December 21, 2015
mankong
A submissive, bitch-male's asshole which contains a duck and grapefruit juice...in that respective order.
mankong by Our Lord + Savior Jesus Christ December 3, 2013
Malking
Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).
(Walking around on a handstand).
malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.
Malking by Jezeus Folau August 2, 2011
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