macgrubered 

When passed out after drinking and you get a celery stalk shoved in your ass. Aka also known as a Josh.

Josh passed out last night and got Macgrubered.

macgrubered by Qtcashman March 14, 2016

MacGruber 

Saturday Night Live parody of the 80s TV show MacGyver. Like with MacGyver, the title character in this sketch uses common household items to help get out of danger, usually an impending explosion. One difference is that MacGruber needs something fairly disgusting to help carry out the task (i.e. a dog turd or human pube).

MacGruber and other characters spend so much time arguing that the room they're in explodes.

I'm not handing you that dog turd, MacGruber!

Okay, I'll get it myself.

ka-BLOOM!

MacGruber by The Producer February 1, 2007

MacGruber'd 

MacGruber'd, commonly pronounced "Magruberd", adj: Based on the Saturday Night Live skit "MacGruber", this word describes a person in an impending state of doom or annihilation.

Alternate usage:
Dunzo MacGruber'd,adj:Describes a person in an excessive inebriated state, soon to be either passed out or sick to the point of vomiting.

Drunko MacGruber,Proper noun: Refers to a person in a highly intoxicated state.

-Made popular by students of Amherst College.

MacGruber'd:Playing a video game, "Dude, you are so MacGruber'd." This comment would be directed towards the person with clear imminent death.

Dunzo MacGruber'd: At a party,"Look how much that guy drank, he is dunzo MacGruber'd.

Seeing a drunk person approaching,"Hey drunko MacGruber, did you have enough to drink tonight?"(in a facetious tone)

MacGruber'd by Indianajeff13 November 7, 2009

Macgruber 

The act of distracting someone by: taking all your clothes off then sticking celery in between the butt cheeks while covering your genitals and waddling around like a penguin.

What the fuck?? That guy is doing the macgruber!

Macgruber by NotDanielTosh October 25, 2010

MacGruber Pie 

A pie that takes to long to cook and you end up yelling "MacGruber" at the top of your lungs.

I put the pie in the oven and it turned out to be a MacGruber pie.

MacGruber Pie by M 2wice November 7, 2010

MACGRUBER 

Is something you scream when you've watched SNL and your in a Doctores office.

MACGRUBER

MACGRUBER by Giggity13 May 16, 2010

MacGrUBER 

A bumbling taxi-driver who frequently runs into things, takes a wrong route, shows up at the wrong address, forgets where he's supposed to be transporting his riders, drives jerkily and/or over rough terrain so that his passengers get jostled around, etc.

Private ride-services are notorious for screwing up or otherwise delivering below-acceptable performance/service, so one has to wonder how many MacGrUBERS are behind the wheel of those errant hacks!

MacGrUBER by QuacksO February 7, 2021