macgrubered
When passed out after drinking and you get a celery stalk shoved in your ass. Aka also known as a Josh.
macgrubered by Qtcashman March 14, 2016
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MacGruber
Saturday Night Live parody of the 80s TV show MacGyver. Like with MacGyver, the title character in this sketch uses common household items to help get out of danger, usually an impending explosion. One difference is that MacGruber needs something fairly disgusting to help carry out the task (i.e. a dog turd or human pube).
MacGruber and other characters spend so much time arguing that the room they're in explodes.
MacGruber and other characters spend so much time arguing that the room they're in explodes.
MacGruber by The Producer February 1, 2007
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MacGruber'd
MacGruber'd, commonly pronounced "Magruberd", adj: Based on the Saturday Night Live skit "MacGruber", this word describes a person in an impending state of doom or annihilation.
Alternate usage:
Dunzo MacGruber'd,adj:Describes a person in an excessive inebriated state, soon to be either passed out or sick to the point of vomiting.
Drunko MacGruber,Proper noun: Refers to a person in a highly intoxicated state.
-Made popular by students of Amherst College.
Alternate usage:
Dunzo MacGruber'd,adj:Describes a person in an excessive inebriated state, soon to be either passed out or sick to the point of vomiting.
Drunko MacGruber,Proper noun: Refers to a person in a highly intoxicated state.
-Made popular by students of Amherst College.
MacGruber'd:Playing a video game, "Dude, you are so MacGruber'd." This comment would be directed towards the person with clear imminent death.
Dunzo MacGruber'd: At a party,"Look how much that guy drank, he is dunzo MacGruber'd.
Seeing a drunk person approaching,"Hey drunko MacGruber, did you have enough to drink tonight?"(in a facetious tone)
Dunzo MacGruber'd: At a party,"Look how much that guy drank, he is dunzo MacGruber'd.
Seeing a drunk person approaching,"Hey drunko MacGruber, did you have enough to drink tonight?"(in a facetious tone)
MacGruber'd by Indianajeff13 November 7, 2009
Macgruber
The act of distracting someone by: taking all your clothes off then sticking celery in between the butt cheeks while covering your genitals and waddling around like a penguin.
Macgruber by NotDanielTosh October 25, 2010
MacGruber Pie
MacGruber Pie by M 2wice November 7, 2010
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A bumbling taxi-driver who frequently runs into things, takes a wrong route, shows up at the wrong address, forgets where he's supposed to be transporting his riders, drives jerkily and/or over rough terrain so that his passengers get jostled around, etc.
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