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Father Jon McGruder 

Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.
Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"

Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"

Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."

tooter mcgruder 

When u let out a meaty ass toot on playstation late at night and everyone hears it
*TooT* oh man that was a Tooter Mcgruder

macgrubered 

When passed out after drinking and you get a celery stalk shoved in your ass. Aka also known as a Josh.
Josh passed out last night and got Macgrubered.
macgrubered by Qtcashman March 14, 2016

McGruder 

I didn't want to knock up Mandy last night so I pulled out and McGrudered on her belly.
McGruder by Mr. McGruder September 16, 2009
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026