m9scha

the coolest person ever

Have you met my friend m9scha? he's a pro.

by staxiia June 5, 2021

Will Muschamp

The craziest, wildest, most volatile coach known to man, in any sport. Although a very nice man off the football field, when he's on the sideline, his levels of both anger and elation exceed the limits that were previously known to the human race. Muschamp has been known to yell, "BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER" at the top of his lungs- which is usually loud enough for the TV cameras to pick up- when his defense (which he is also known for building and coaching well) makes a big stop. Search his name in youtube, and the first four suggestions you'll get are angry, crazy, mad and cussing.

One time, he got so pissed at one of his players that he was literally unable to form words, and just clenched his teeth and sputtered for several seconds before he actually gave up trying to speak and turned away.

Another time, he was so upset over a bad call against his team that he chewed out a referee throughout the entire ensuing TV commercial. Then, he decided that the TV timeout didn't give him adequate time to properly deliver his tongue lashing, so he called a timeout just to run back to the same ref and scream at him for another three minutes.

He'll be the first one to congratulate you on a big play, and he'll be the first to get in your face after a bad play- and either way, your ears will be ringing for hours.

Will Muschamp is the only coach to ever get caught cussing on live TV twice in the same season

by Michael Hammond May 4, 2013

Mischa

A girl that most people can only dream about. Her outgoing soul and unmatched sense of humor is one of the many things that makes her so damn attractive. She will never fail to make you grin uncontrollably with her adorable laugh and clever comments. She draws you in with her soul-piercing blue eyes and model worthy features. She can seem a little pent-up at times, however as you get closer with her, she opens up and never hesitates to help out with any problems you may have. One of the most genuinely amazing people you can find out there. Mischa is a girl who will bring joy and awesomeness to your life day after day without effort. Once she has been introduced into your life, she betters it in every way you can imagine. She is someone that you can't imagine life without once she becomes a part of it.

Man 1: That girl is so amazing!
Man 2: You must be talking about Mischa.

by chlownybeanboi January 28, 2019

Mischa

One of the nicest person you will ever meet, if you don’t fuck with her then that’s your bad because she da shit! Mischa is pretty hot .She is also the nicest girl you will ever meet.She will always denial about how beautiful she is. But she breath taking.Mischa’s always have beautiful brown eyes,with there lovely brown hair. She will always say her smile is ugly,but you know it’s really not.She normally doesn’t show her feelings but when she can’t hold it in she lets them all out. When my friends mention mischa I fell in love with her.

Damn did you see Mischa today.

by that bitch mf March 22, 2018

Mischa

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Really nice and mellow. Very stunning and absolutely gorgeous. Super smart and makes a great girlfriend. With glowing brown eyes and beautiful brown hair, when she walks she leaves a trail of guys behund her.

A: Who’s that

B: Man that is one mischa

by honey.olive34 January 25, 2018

maschat

Its like chat sex, you or the other person have to masturbate and you or the other person have to control it saying slower or faster.

Exemple of maschatting :
Uhhh bby fasterrr
Slower boo pls (:

by maschatting July 15, 2019

Mascha

A person that you miss a lot. You feel sad because this person is not there.

You love this person so much that you cant imagine living without this person

much longer.

"Your such a Mascha. Why cant you just come back?"

"I really miss you. Stop being such a Mascha and come back."

by Litschi May 29, 2013