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To speak in a fashion that is short and sarcastic, sometimes in German.
"Don't you mascha me!"

Mascha examples:

"Yea sure"
"Super"
"egal"
"Na und"
mascha by JimmyAthensGA May 15, 2006
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Mascha is intelligent, intuitive, and a true friend. She will always check in on you at just the right moments, and has a way of putting out all of your fires with a few thoughtful phrases of advice. Mascha has an extraordinary sense of humor and will tease you at any given moment. She is ambitious and works hard for her goals. Mascha is beautiful on the inside and out. Her amazing wardrobe will make you feel underdressed at times but she will kindly help you out by sharing her clothes. Mascha is amazing.
That girl is so smart and pretty- she reminds me of Mascha.
Mascha by hhheeeelllloo November 23, 2021
mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible stream-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are.
mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California more about a gimmick than illiterate Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct and the first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on TV and the river from Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible and subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already with multi-year competent likely referencing TTCM, falling after hours(?)! (and maybe by as many as six(?)! California opened just saved Already! you!!"
mascale by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021
mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible streams-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are. Analysis of the conversation does not reveal what the mascale's actual intent is.
mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California as my grandfather was illiterate friends with Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on LA Times created a feature naming the ranch Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already. Plans are easily said becoming better known. Multi-year TTCM, falling after and maybe by as many as six(?)! , yoy! incompetent allusions are likely about California just today: Saved Already!"
mascale by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Marcha is a name not many people have.
If you meet someone named Marcha, she's probably a quiet/shy person but when you get to know her more she's actually fun to hang out with. Marcha's are kind,creative, funny and smart even if it doesn't seem like it. She is also childish but is serious most of the time. she can be mysterious and scary but dont mind that Marcha is very kind. For Marcha is making friends really hard, so if you are friends with Marcha you're very lucky. She is loyal and would anything to make you happy and also everything to protect you. ONLY IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO HER! Marcha is not a very social person and hates most people. Overall Marcha is cool keep her as your friend :)
Person: Hi what's your name?
Marcha: My name is Marcha.
Marcha by Buttercup500 April 16, 2021
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