Mischael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.

Girl: I really like Mischael, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

Mischael by mischa_90__ November 21, 2021

Mischael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.

Girl: I really like Mischael, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

Mischael by mischa_90__ November 21, 2021

Mischael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.

Girl: I really like Mischael, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

Mischael by mischa_90__ November 21, 2021

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Joel Michael Singer by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Majestic Michael 

A complete god.

Majestic Michael

Majestic Michael by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.

Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra

Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Michael Mell 

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill

We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book

Michael Mell is the best male in Be More Chill, change my mind.

Michael Mell by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018