lynken

The coolest person ever! Lynken is very athletic and can sometimes be really funny. If you ever cross paths with a Lynken, just know that she will be nice right back at you!

Lynken is the coolest person.

by Ljmorton9 November 4, 2017

Linken

Autism at its finest (disease)

Omg u are Linken man. Stop it

by The joker65 May 29, 2018

lynden

(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of wooden shoes, perfect lawns, windmills, SUV's, and stepfordesque women.

the twilight zone was weird... but LYNDEN... now that's really odd.

by doctorevii2001 June 11, 2008

Lynkin

They hate everything that involves school and work. They are very dirty minded. Very.
They will be nice then They are all salty like a little saltine lol but they are someone that you will want to be friends with, they are the best! They hate math so much, I mean who don't hate math. They are also a savages. They can be hard to handle at times but can be a really good person and be fun to be around.

Lynkin is such a savage!

by savage2703 May 4, 2018

Lynden

A girl who is beautiful inside and out! Lynden is loyal,caring,sweet,loving,funny,adventurous,forgivin,and talented. If you like a Lynden then she will love you forever and never ever let you go even when you mess up because you’re just stupid

That girl lynden she’s one of a kind

by John tell February 26, 2019

Lynden

Lynden, Washington, "the Queen of the Nooksack Valley": Lynden is the American Dutch capital of the West Coast—not so much in a touristy way, but in a tall, blonde, moneygrubbing, dazzlingly superficial, authentic American Dutch way. No other phonebook has so many names beginning in "Vander" or ending in "-sma". (At the time this definition was written, the mayor and three out of the seven council members had Dutch last names: Korthuis, Bode, Kuiken, and Laninga). There is a church on almost every corner, and Lynden is conservative to ultraconservative and proudly CRC (Christian Reformed). Lynden actually has city ordinances requiring the meticulous maintenance of lawns. Everyone is related to everyone. The wives of Lynden are tall, skinny, tan, and plastered in makeup; for some inexplicable reason, they all have spiky, highlighted hair. Front Street is overrun every day by Asian tourists who find the Dutch fake fronts that decorate its buildings exciting enough to stop the bus on their way to and from Canada. Thus, the very buildings of Lynden are a metaphor for its people. If you live in Lynden, you know the phrase, "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much."

Still, Lynden has good public and private schools, the Northwest Washington Fair, very little violence, lots of trees, and a Little Caesar's, so it's not all for loss. And, well, superficial people are people, too.

To be fair, names ending in "-sma" are Frisian, not Dutch, but Lyndenites don't even make the distinction.

The people of Lynden really are, in general, all of these things, but they are not racist, if anything above came across that way, and they do make an effort to be nice and upstanding. (And fortunately plastic surgery has not caught on.)

by drumlin February 10, 2012

lykens

a fungus that is also a name of a town that is located in a valley that grows on people just like a fungus, this town is often considered to have the highest drug content in its area when all the drugs come from a back stabbing town called tower city which is right up the road...go figure

Lykens the shit hole in PA where all the drugs come from.

by Smidgens May 11, 2008