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(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of wooden shoes, perfect lawns, windmills, SUV's, and stepfordesque women.
the twilight zone was weird... but LYNDEN... now that's really odd.
by doctorevii2001 June 11, 2008
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
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Lynden, Washington, "the Queen of the Nooksack Valley": Lynden is the American Dutch capital of the West Coast—not so much in a touristy way, but in a tall, blonde, moneygrubbing, dazzlingly superficial, authentic American Dutch way. No other phonebook has so many names beginning in "Vander" or ending in "-sma". (At the time this definition was written, the mayor and three out of the seven council members had Dutch last names: Korthuis, Bode, Kuiken, and Laninga). There is a church on almost every corner, and Lynden is conservative to ultraconservative and proudly CRC (Christian Reformed). Lynden actually has city ordinances requiring the meticulous maintenance of lawns. Everyone is related to everyone. The wives of Lynden are tall, skinny, tan, and plastered in makeup; for some inexplicable reason, they all have spiky, highlighted hair. Front Street is overrun every day by Asian tourists who find the Dutch fake fronts that decorate its buildings exciting enough to stop the bus on their way to and from Canada. Thus, the very buildings of Lynden are a metaphor for its people. If you live in Lynden, you know the phrase, "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much."

Still, Lynden has good public and private schools, the Northwest Washington Fair, very little violence, lots of trees, and a Little Caesar's, so it's not all for loss. And, well, superficial people are people, too.
To be fair, names ending in "-sma" are Frisian, not Dutch, but Lyndenites don't even make the distinction.

The people of Lynden really are, in general, all of these things, but they are not racist, if anything above came across that way, and they do make an effort to be nice and upstanding. (And fortunately plastic surgery has not caught on.)
by drumlin January 22, 2012
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Lynden is a wise old soul and has a big 7 inch cock, the size of his forearm, he gets all the hoes and bangs his friends mom,
Isiah’s mom: Lynden’s cock is so huge I had to stay in bed all day,

Romans mom: he only had to go halfway in for me to beg him to stop
by Big fore arm cock April 05, 2020
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A girl who is beautiful inside and out! Lynden is loyal,caring,sweet,loving,funny,adventurous,forgivin,and talented. If you like a Lynden then she will love you forever and never ever let you go even when you mess up because you’re just stupid
by John tell February 26, 2019
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Body structure like a giant, that when he holds you, you feel safe & secure. Judging him on outer appearance wouldnt be fair, inside, he is as gentle, and tenderhearted as a human could be. A warrior for those he loves, and a mighty soldier in Gods army.
Lynden is the best husband any woman could ever want, and yes, he is taken, by me. A treasure I will never let go.
by CrY$ February 03, 2010
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