linkenback
The endless generation of homeless people who live on the back of the Abraham Lincoln, at the Lincoln memorial in Washington D.C.
linkenback by Ruffer May 8, 2015
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Carty Field Linebacker
Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
Carty Field Linebacker by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023
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office linebacker
A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.
office linebacker by Heather P. September 17, 2003
Dirty Linebacker
A public washroom stall who's door does not shut. While taking a dump, you must hold the door closed with one hand while squatting in order to take the dump. This resembles the position of an NFL linebacker before the snap.
Dirty Linebacker by OSXmt12 December 17, 2008
linebacker
A short fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make the stop at any cost and are quicker than their portly bodies would indicate
linebacker by Adam Durant March 6, 2008
Linebacker
A decidedly square girl, lacking in neck area, with a broad torso and disproportionate legs. This girl appears to be wearing shoulderpads bearing a strong resemblance to Mike Singletary. Hence the term "LINEBACKER"
Linebacker by xdannox December 6, 2006
office linebacker
1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.
office linebacker by Stuff It September 9, 2003
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