lopsidided 

1) how you walk after a few shots of a highly alcoholic drink.

2)description of large uneven breasts.

GUY)"after those three everclears, i was all lopsidided."

GUY)"I was totally into it, then she took off her shirt and it was all lopsidided"

lopsidided by Jack Sonnings March 15, 2008

lopsided

When a girl's breast is larger than the other.

Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.

lopsided by duke of ass August 28, 2006

Robin the lopsided cradle 

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.

Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

Robin the lopsided cradle by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023

lopsided slummy 

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

i got a lopsided slummy

lopsided slummy by lopsidedslummy April 1, 2021

Lopsided Dinner 

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

Lopsided Dinner by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

lopsided swastika 

A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.

1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"

lopsided swastika by Jozhu4Weaton March 29, 2021

lopsided

lukes girlfriends face

lukes girlfriend

lopsided by sux to be u April 6, 2004