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A luke, or lukes is a mixed island monkey, who’s intend is to ruin his bloodline by breeding his sperm with white american woman, but would also enjoy a bit of homosexual esex with his friends. A luke is also a very violent black nazi, who’s in a gang which he calls it some division but it’s really just a hood blood type shit. Lukes are found in triniborea, with white moms.
β€œHey, luke want to have esex again like last time?”- some triniborean fag
β€œOH SHIETT FOO, IGHT MANE LESSGO”- a lukes
Lukes by Hkthe_rapist August 9, 2023

Lukes cock 

A very small (tiny, 0.0001cm) cock also knowkn as 'El da smala cocka). Girls often get scared of it and run away to the cracken (Gabriels cock)
Lukes cock is smaller than your nan.
Lukes cock by police force 69 July 11, 2018

Lukes Mum 

Lukes's mum is a sea creature who gets passed around Chelmsford college and has a sweet tooth for Regan and his massive schlong.
Lukes mum is a fat 100 Tonne whore
Lukes Mum by Chelmsford College March 21, 2022

lukes mom 

That fat prostitute, that i have sex with in space, while eating shredded cabbage, with extra mayo. Which is also my friend lukes mom.
While i was eating cabbage out of lukes moms naval, i slipped out of her vagina and stuck into her mouth.
lukes mom by Lukes moms lover November 9, 2012

Lukes Bottom Drawer 

Luke bottom drawer refers to lukes literal bottom drawer that holds thousands of cursed items. only one man has survived looking at it
β€œthat place is as cursed as lukes bottom drawer”
Lukes Bottom Drawer by Spiciest Ramen February 23, 2018

Lukes face

A ridiculously big fore head combined with the pizza grease and messed up nose.
Uh that hobo looks like lukes face
Lukes face by My d small November 27, 2019
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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