lipstache

when an untrimmed mustache grows over your upper lip.

Jay needs to trim his lipstache before it curls into his mouth.

lipstache by sky7309 January 28, 2014

lustache 

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.

I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.

lustache by Mad as the hatter November 17, 2007

listacle 

An "article" written in the form of a list/slideshow in which points are just slapped on a page without any thought to cohesion. See also: a shitty excuse for journalism

Oh, look, another Buzzfeed listacle: "26 Things Only People Wearing A Single Sock Will Understand."

listacle by onomatameoba October 21, 2014

lolstache 

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.

Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.

lolstache by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

lipsmacker 

An incredibly awesome brand of lipgloss/chapstick that comes in cool flavors such as Dr. Pepper and Crush and Cherry 7-up. They smell good and taste good, thus inducing more guys to kiss you.

Jamie: Liiike ehmagawd!!! I like just got the braaand new Dr. Pepper lipsmacker and it tastes like soooo good!

Michelle: Liiike ehmagawd!! That's like sooo cool-like all of the guys will liiiike want to kiss yo-oh hi Ryan.

Ryan: (says nothing) *Kissing Jamie* *finally gets off*
Jamie: Like, Damn you're like one hell of a kisser
Ryan: So are you-but that lipsmacker helped.

lipsmacker by Phoeeebeee November 9, 2006

Lipachewsaures rex 

A person who consumed a high dose of ecstasy and chews his lip like it's a piece of gum.

Pronounced: Lipa-chew-saures rex

Bro did you see that lipachewsaures rex tripping hard on ecstasy last night?

Lipachewsaures rex by Quiky Kakhys January 20, 2022

hipstache 

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip

Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?

hipstache by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010