Clipstache 

A mustache sported by a supervisor or some other person of medial authority with severe "importance issues". Usually a male with an aggressively trimmed mustache who is innately attached to his clipboard.

Employee1: "Did you see Carl today?"

Employee2: "Yes, his clipstache looks better than ever"

Clipstache by stashmaster August 17, 2012

lipstache

when an untrimmed mustache grows over your upper lip.

Jay needs to trim his lipstache before it curls into his mouth.

lipstache by sky7309 January 28, 2014

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.

The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.

copstache by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007

emotional cristache

when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.

Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'

Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'

emotional cristache by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

Colinstache

1. Someone who thinks their mustache is 70's Big but actually resembles a theater arts school reject.
2. A mustache that belongs at a Civil War Reenactment/Medival Festival.
3. A weak attempt at something masculine that is laughable at best.

The colinstache looked right at home shirtless and gazing off into nothing.

Colinstache by Sterling75 June 5, 2010

Clitstachio 

A little pistachio of a clit.

"aw, my little clitstachio is so cute, not like all those henious penisclits out there."

Clitstachio by jtine November 28, 2009