Single

Me

"I'm single and I'm proud!" (Goes to quietly cry)

by Peggy shculer June 19, 2017

Single

You.

You are single.

by The more you dictionary February 23, 2020

Single

Independently Owed and Operated.

Bob asks "Are you single?"
Mary replies "No! I am Independently Owned and Operated!"

by Kitten2014 June 11, 2014

Single

The state of not being another person's bitch anymore. Feeling free to hit on other bitches and doing whatever you please.

"You're single now?"
"Yeah, bro. I don't have to be her bitch anymore! Time to scope out some new chicks and have some fun!"

by TheBoss14 December 26, 2011

Single

That’s me ..

Single …

Pretty much happily …

Year and half now …

But that’s the thing …

Somebody new?

At this point in life can only do perfect (as in for each other)

She knows who she is :p

Hopefully, free n single and ready mingle too

Providing she didn’t run the country mile

Single … x2 pls

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023

Single

A wretched state to be in when you're in love with someone who is in love with someone else / pretends that you don't exist.

I'm single, and he's in a relationship. Woe is I!

by dead fluff November 21, 2009

Single

Me...

"I'm single! A single Pringle! I'm proud of it. I don't need anyone! Hah!" (goes to cry)

by cutecurtainbangs:) April 9, 2022