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"I'm single and I'm proud!" (Goes to quietly cry)
by Peggy shculer June 19, 2017
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Independently Owed and Operated.
Bob asks "Are you single?"
Mary replies "No! I am Independently Owned and Operated!"
by Kitten2014 June 11, 2014
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The state of not being another person's bitch anymore. Feeling free to hit on other bitches and doing whatever you please.
"You're single now?"
"Yeah, bro. I don't have to be her bitch anymore! Time to scope out some new chicks and have some fun!"
by TheBoss14 December 26, 2011
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A wretched state to be in when you're in love with someone who is in love with someone else / pretends that you don't exist.
by dead fluff November 21, 2009
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The best thing in a relationship. There might be little disadvantages with being single but there are MANY advantages being single. See below.
Some advantages:

-You can go WHEREVER THE HELL you want to go
-One word: Independence
-You can have a crush on anyone
-No relationship fights and stuff
-I think there are more...

Some people say being in a relationship is the happiest thing for a person, but being single is just as equal to that.
by ~C March 16, 2009
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A relationship status that is usually associated with the euphoria of being off your ol' biatch's leash. For men, it means that you can finally hang out with your friends again. For women, it means that you can stop pretending that you don't secretly want Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom inside of you at the same time.
"Hellz yus I'm single, let's go to a strip joint and stare at some titties!"

or

"Omg Katie, like, I'm single, and like, I just noticed that Brad Pitt is really sexie!"
by RICEOWL July 17, 2008
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