lolstache

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.

Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.

by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

lustache

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.

I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.

by Mad as the hatter November 17, 2007

lolsanchez

n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.

Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.

by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

lipstache

when an untrimmed mustache grows over your upper lip.

Jay needs to trim his lipstache before it curls into his mouth.

by sky7309 January 28, 2014

lolache

a hysterical fit that leaves you in unbearable tummy pains and tears.

today i had a lolache because my dog pooped himself when i jumped out at him. he did it again when he sneezed.

by lolrandom70 April 15, 2015

Lustache

A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.

"Dude guys...check out my lustache...it makes me sick as fuck and chill" -lana

"Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one" -fuckboy

by $tellularVagiGanja July 10, 2017

Logstacle

A large piece of hound rope usually found down a thin back alley, ginnel or snicket, where one has to manoeuvre over it like its an obstacle.

Bloody hell Jeeves, walking down the back alley to yours I was confronted by a rather large logstacle which was a bugger to leap over. It almost tripped me up

by BigBadBeako November 20, 2019