lustache 

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.

I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.

lustache by Mad as the hatter November 17, 2007

Lustache 

A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.

"Dude guys...check out my lustache...it makes me sick as fuck and chill" -lana

"Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one" -fuckboy

Lustache by $tellularVagiGanja July 10, 2017

Lushtache 

Male facial hair that is luscious. Moustache only, must be full and thick.

Check out John's lushtache, he looks like a 70's porn star.

Lushtache by Mothagoose July 17, 2011

Lustachhed 

Having a relationship due to mutual lust, not necessarily love.

Friends with Benefits is the best example of being lustachhed.

Lustachhed by Sigma Divergent October 14, 2021

Lustacean 

Lustacean is the crustacean equivalent of furries. For any invertebrates such as crabs, barnacles and lobsters. A strong lust for crustacean.

Hey, is Nicole a furry? Nah, she's a crab, she's a lustacean.

Lustacean by DisastrousDamsel August 12, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020