lustache

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.

I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.

by Mad as the hatter October 30, 2007

Lustache

A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.

"Dude guys...check out my lustache...it makes me sick as fuck and chill" -lana

"Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one" -fuckboy

by $tellularVagiGanja July 10, 2017

Lustachhed

Having a relationship due to mutual lust, not necessarily love.

Friends with Benefits is the best example of being lustachhed.

by Sigma Divergent October 14, 2021