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a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.
I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.
by Mad as the hatter October 29, 2007
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A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.
"Dude guys...check out my makes me sick as fuck and chill" -lana

"Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one" -fuckboy
by $tellularVagiGanja July 10, 2017
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