lustache

a mustache that attracts you sexually and then slowly drags you in, one little facial hair at a time, until you've been fully seduced.

I found Matt's lustache hard to look away from during the candlelit dinner.

by Mad as the hatter November 17, 2007

Lustache

A lady who has a mustache, but can never be fully grown out to the status of a man. Strictly pertains to individuals with vaginas. Often proud and has no shame for having one.

"Dude guys...check out my lustache...it makes me sick as fuck and chill" -lana

"Yea lady, you sure are still beautiful with one" -fuckboy

by $tellularVagiGanja July 10, 2017

Lushtache

Male facial hair that is luscious. Moustache only, must be full and thick.

Check out John's lushtache, he looks like a 70's porn star.

by Mothagoose July 17, 2011

Lustachhed

Having a relationship due to mutual lust, not necessarily love.

Friends with Benefits is the best example of being lustachhed.

by Sigma Divergent October 14, 2021

Lustacean

Lustacean is the crustacean equivalent of furries. For any invertebrates such as crabs, barnacles and lobsters. A strong lust for crustacean.

Hey, is Nicole a furry? Nah, she's a crab, she's a lustacean.

by DisastrousDamsel August 12, 2025